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I had one yesterday...thought it would be fun to share our stocking related 'wardrobe malfunctions' and serve as warning of the perils and pitfalls to others. :58674be025c9f_EmojiSmiley-05:

I had a lovely lunch out with a group of female friends yesterday, was wearing some lovely black vintage stockings with 6 strap belt, when I came home the dogs were dancing around for their afternoon walk, so a quick change ensued.

When I returned from said walk I was wondering what I could feel dangling down the back of my legs against my jeans, it was my suspender belt ! One of the attachment hooks had snagged on my knickers !  I had walked all round village and playing fields with it swinging in the breeze ! :58674bf3db8fd_EmojiSmiley-38:

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2 hours ago, Its Me said:

I had one yesterday...thought it would be fun to share our stocking related 'wardrobe malfunctions' and serve as warning of the perils and pitfalls to others. :58674be025c9f_EmojiSmiley-05:

I had a lovely lunch out with a group of female friends yesterday, was wearing some lovely black vintage stockings with 6 strap belt, when I came home the dogs were dancing around for their afternoon walk, so a quick change ensued.

When I returned from said walk I was wondering what I could feel dangling down the back of my legs against my jeans, it was my suspender belt ! One of the attachment hooks had snagged on my knickers !  I had walked all round village and playing fields with it swinging in the breeze ! :58674bf3db8fd_EmojiSmiley-38:

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Wonderful to know though that you kept your suspenders on under your jeans and I'll bet you looked fabulous at lunch.

If anyone did see you walking around the village I'm sure they wouldn't have minded what they saw.

Funny story though and good on you for posting.

KtF
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What a sight for sore eyes! Thanks for sharing your experience.

 

Mrs B has had plenty of embarrassing moments over the years but her top there are probably the vigorous, loud and prolonged pat down after triggering the security buzzer at Manchester Airport a few years ago, being caught re-attaching a stocking at our friends' wedding by the bride's father or her latest showing when she attended my work colleague's hen do a week or so ago.  On meeting a couple of my colleagues at one of their houses, I had to meet Mrs B there to collect the children and take them home after I'd finished work.  Upon picking up the youngest to say goodbye, our daughter must have caught Mrs B's hem of her floaty black dress as she hoisted her to face height for a kiss and a cuddle.  Before I noticed and could say anything, my two female work colleagues who were sat on the sofa a foot or two away from where Mrs B was stood were confronted with a nice view of the front of Mrs B's black six strap suspender belt and black opaque Transparenze stockings.  If it wasn't bad enough to reveal her choice of hosiery to her husband's work colleagues, her decision to go knickerless having been completely and freshly waxed was perhaps not the best choice as those colleagues' eyes were level and only around a foot or two away from her naked crotch!  I have no doubt that the flashing would've been mentioned to other colleagues (another colleague even mentioned Mrs B's stocking wearing to her after few drinks) before they left the party. As the only man in my team at work, it's a strange feeling to know that some of m colleagues have seen and others probably i.e. about her lingerie and pubic styling choices! 🙄

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5 hours ago, Borracho said:

What a sight for sore eyes! Thanks for sharing your experience.

 

Mrs B has had plenty of embarrassing moments over the years but her top there are probably the vigorous, loud and prolonged pat down after triggering the security buzzer at Manchester Airport a few years ago, being caught re-attaching a stocking at our friends' wedding by the bride's father or her latest showing when she attended my work colleague's hen do a week or so ago.  On meeting a couple of my colleagues at one of their houses, I had to meet Mrs B there to collect the children and take them home after I'd finished work.  Upon picking up the youngest to say goodbye, our daughter must have caught Mrs B's hem of her floaty black dress as she hoisted her to face height for a kiss and a cuddle.  Before I noticed and could say anything, my two female work colleagues who were sat on the sofa a foot or two away from where Mrs B was stood were confronted with a nice view of the front of Mrs B's black six strap suspender belt and black opaque Transparenze stockings.  If it wasn't bad enough to reveal her choice of hosiery to her husband's work colleagues, her decision to go knickerless having been completely and freshly waxed was perhaps not the best choice as those colleagues' eyes were level and only around a foot or two away from her naked crotch!  I have no doubt that the flashing would've been mentioned to other colleagues (another colleague even mentioned Mrs B's stocking wearing to her after few drinks) before they left the party. As the only man in my team at work, it's a strange feeling to know that some of m colleagues have seen and others probably i.e. about her lingerie and pubic styling choices! 🙄

Does Mrs B not mind you posting this info about her embarrassing moments?

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Me walking round Birmingham with dress had caught in rear suspenders showing bum stockings etc

Another skirt blew up in Manchester no undies

 

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I would have loved to have seen that Carole!
But being a gentleman I would have quietly made mention to you of the fact.
Would you have carried on nonchalantly or corrected the faux pas?

 

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I had one once when on a training course at work, we had to move a large table so 4 of us took a corner each, little did I know I had grabbed the hem of my skirt and as I lifted my corner of the table i also lifted my skirt giving all on the course a lovely view of my sheer black lace top holdups, and black lace brazilian thong, needless to say I now get a few extra visitors to my office from shop floor looking for 'advice'.

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 I once wore odd stockings. Nobody commented, well would anyone say anything?

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10 minutes ago, Doctor Elaine said:

 I once wore odd stockings. Nobody commented, well would anyone say anything?

In what way were they ‘odd’ Doc? :58674be6ca98e_EmojiSmiley-15:

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18 minutes ago, stockingsadmirer68 said:

In what way were they ‘odd’ Doc? :58674be6ca98e_EmojiSmiley-15:

Not a matching pair.

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24 minutes ago, Doctor Elaine said:

Not a matching pair.

One nude one black? :58674be766e2b_EmojiSmiley-16:

One fishnet one seamed? :58674be6ca98e_EmojiSmiley-15:

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22 minutes ago, stockingsadmirer68 said:

One nude one black? :58674be766e2b_EmojiSmiley-16:

One fishnet one seamed? :58674be6ca98e_EmojiSmiley-15:

Why not ask your own doctor if there is a cure for the village idiot. :58674be335272_EmojiSmiley-09:

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13 hours ago, billso and marge said:

Does Mrs B not mind you posting this info about her embarrassing moments?

Not whilst its anonymous and she's told her friends / mum / sisters about these events.

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45 minutes ago, Fox Hunter said:

Why not ask your own doctor if there is a cure for the village idiot. :58674be335272_EmojiSmiley-09:

He’ll see you tomorrow at 10:30 🕥 🤡👴🏻

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3 hours ago, Doctor Elaine said:

Not a matching pair.

Worn odd stockings.  Same colour different knit.  And one inside out

 

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4 hours ago, Doctor Elaine said:

 I once wore odd stockings. Nobody commented, well would anyone say anything?

Many years ago, late 80's I think, FG & I stopped at a bar/restaurant that was not too well lit. We approached the hostess at her stand, and she told us to follow her as she turned and guided us to our table. I had but the briefest of glimpses, but I swear she had one seamed leg and one non-seamed leg, both in sheer black. 

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On ‎30‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 3:13 AM, Borracho said:

What a sight for sore eyes! Thanks for sharing your experience.

 

Mrs B has had plenty of embarrassing moments over the years but her top there are probably the vigorous, loud and prolonged pat down after triggering the security buzzer at Manchester Airport a few years ago, being caught re-attaching a stocking at our friends' wedding by the bride's father or her latest showing when she attended my work colleague's hen do a week or so ago.  On meeting a couple of my colleagues at one of their houses, I had to meet Mrs B there to collect the children and take them home after I'd finished work.  Upon picking up the youngest to say goodbye, our daughter must have caught Mrs B's hem of her floaty black dress as she hoisted her to face height for a kiss and a cuddle.  Before I noticed and could say anything, my two female work colleagues who were sat on the sofa a foot or two away from where Mrs B was stood were confronted with a nice view of the front of Mrs B's black six strap suspender belt and black opaque Transparenze stockings.  If it wasn't bad enough to reveal her choice of hosiery to her husband's work colleagues, her decision to go knickerless having been completely and freshly waxed was perhaps not the best choice as those colleagues' eyes were level and only around a foot or two away from her naked crotch!  I have no doubt that the flashing would've been mentioned to other colleagues (another colleague even mentioned Mrs B's stocking wearing to her after few drinks) before they left the party. As the only man in my team at work, it's a strange feeling to know that some of m colleagues have seen and others probably i.e. about her lingerie and pubic styling choices! 🙄

Great story and superb to hear of Mrs B's fabulous adornment.

Just hope she doesn't mind us knowing and isn't embarrassed about it here.

As for you at work? Could be some interesting times ahead.

KtF
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4 hours ago, SeamsFFun said:

Great story and superb to hear of Mrs B's fabulous adornment.

Just hope she doesn't mind us knowing and isn't embarrassed about it here.

As for you at work? Could be some interesting times ahead.

KtF
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There are always risks to "adornment" SeamsFFun!  :58674bf0eeb1b_EmojiSmiley-33:

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1 hour ago, Mr. Smooth said:

There are always risks to "adornment" SeamsFFun!  :58674bf0eeb1b_EmojiSmiley-33:

 

14 hours ago, Fox Hunter said:

Why not ask your own doctor if there is a cure for the village idiot. :58674be335272_EmojiSmiley-09:

 

14 hours ago, stockingsadmirer68 said:

He’ll see you tomorrow at 10:30 🕥 🤡👴🏻

 

Now dont start boys, this is an easy going fun thread, do not spoil it.

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1 hour ago, Its Me said:

 

 

 

Now dont start boys, this is an easy going fun thread, do not spoil it.

I didn’t..... 🤔😊🎃

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7 hours ago, stockingsadmirer68 said:

I didn’t..... 🤔😊🎃

I am probably showing my age here, but where is Yazz and the Plastic Population when you need them!   

 

Apologies, for taking this thread off context!   

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I was once in a nightclub with the gorgeous and leggy Flutterby when she got a slight "nick" in her latex miniskirt....   next thing.... it split like it had just been unzipped and she was stood there in her stockings and suspenders...   we then had to gather it up and run to the ladies to make running repairs!!!

Rikki xx

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How exactly does one repair a torn latex skirt. Do you carry a puncture repair kit & extra patches? 🤔

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1 hour ago, Gillian CD/TV said:

How exactly does one repair a torn latex skirt. Do you carry a puncture repair kit & extra patches? 🤔

Gaffa tape - what every lady carries in her handbag 👜 👀🤣😂

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Hi

I think I have posted this before, walking to the bus station in Glasgow turned from Sauchiehall st. Into West Nile st. I was wearing an on the knee floaty tyoe dress sudden gust of wind and my dress was above my waist, stockings and suspenders on full display. Also worn different shades of tan/natural or barely black stockings on a few occasions.

Kate 

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On 30/10/2017 at 8:09 PM, Fi_Fife said:

I had one once when on a training course at work, we had to move a large table so 4 of us took a corner each, little did I know I had grabbed the hem of my skirt and as I lifted my corner of the table i also lifted my skirt giving all on the course a lovely view of my sheer black lace top holdups, and black lace brazilian thong, needless to say I now get a few extra visitors to my office from shop floor looking for 'advice'.

Wish I'd been there to see that.

 

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On 31/10/2017 at 6:12 AM, SeamsFFun said:

Great story and superb to hear of Mrs B's fabulous adornment.

Just hope she doesn't mind us knowing and isn't embarrassed about it here.

As for you at work? Could be some interesting times ahead.

KtF
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Not at all. This is a lady who spends her working days looking at lady parts (think hospital rather than porn director!) and has attended many a nude beach and mixed sauna in her time. 

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