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I had one yesterday...thought it would be fun to share our stocking related 'wardrobe malfunctions' and serve as warning of the perils and pitfalls to others. :58674be025c9f_EmojiSmiley-05:

I had a lovely lunch out with a group of female friends yesterday, was wearing some lovely black vintage stockings with 6 strap belt, when I came home the dogs were dancing around for their afternoon walk, so a quick change ensued.

When I returned from said walk I was wondering what I could feel dangling down the back of my legs against my jeans, it was my suspender belt ! One of the attachment hooks had snagged on my knickers !  I had walked all round village and playing fields with it swinging in the breeze ! :58674bf3db8fd_EmojiSmiley-38:

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2 hours ago, Its Me said:

I had one yesterday...thought it would be fun to share our stocking related 'wardrobe malfunctions' and serve as warning of the perils and pitfalls to others. :58674be025c9f_EmojiSmiley-05:

I had a lovely lunch out with a group of female friends yesterday, was wearing some lovely black vintage stockings with 6 strap belt, when I came home the dogs were dancing around for their afternoon walk, so a quick change ensued.

When I returned from said walk I was wondering what I could feel dangling down the back of my legs against my jeans, it was my suspender belt ! One of the attachment hooks had snagged on my knickers !  I had walked all round village and playing fields with it swinging in the breeze ! :58674bf3db8fd_EmojiSmiley-38:

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Wonderful to know though that you kept your suspenders on under your jeans and I'll bet you looked fabulous at lunch.

If anyone did see you walking around the village I'm sure they wouldn't have minded what they saw.

Funny story though and good on you for posting.

KtF
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What a sight for sore eyes! Thanks for sharing your experience.

 

Mrs B has had plenty of embarrassing moments over the years but her top there are probably the vigorous, loud and prolonged pat down after triggering the security buzzer at Manchester Airport a few years ago, being caught re-attaching a stocking at our friends' wedding by the bride's father or her latest showing when she attended my work colleague's hen do a week or so ago.  On meeting a couple of my colleagues at one of their houses, I had to meet Mrs B there to collect the children and take them home after I'd finished work.  Upon picking up the youngest to say goodbye, our daughter must have caught Mrs B's hem of her floaty black dress as she hoisted her to face height for a kiss and a cuddle.  Before I noticed and could say anything, my two female work colleagues who were sat on the sofa a foot or two away from where Mrs B was stood were confronted with a nice view of the front of Mrs B's black six strap suspender belt and black opaque Transparenze stockings.  If it wasn't bad enough to reveal her choice of hosiery to her husband's work colleagues, her decision to go knickerless having been completely and freshly waxed was perhaps not the best choice as those colleagues' eyes were level and only around a foot or two away from her naked crotch!  I have no doubt that the flashing would've been mentioned to other colleagues (another colleague even mentioned Mrs B's stocking wearing to her after few drinks) before they left the party. As the only man in my team at work, it's a strange feeling to know that some of m colleagues have seen and others probably i.e. about her lingerie and pubic styling choices! 🙄

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5 hours ago, Borracho said:

What a sight for sore eyes! Thanks for sharing your experience.

 

Mrs B has had plenty of embarrassing moments over the years but her top there are probably the vigorous, loud and prolonged pat down after triggering the security buzzer at Manchester Airport a few years ago, being caught re-attaching a stocking at our friends' wedding by the bride's father or her latest showing when she attended my work colleague's hen do a week or so ago.  On meeting a couple of my colleagues at one of their houses, I had to meet Mrs B there to collect the children and take them home after I'd finished work.  Upon picking up the youngest to say goodbye, our daughter must have caught Mrs B's hem of her floaty black dress as she hoisted her to face height for a kiss and a cuddle.  Before I noticed and could say anything, my two female work colleagues who were sat on the sofa a foot or two away from where Mrs B was stood were confronted with a nice view of the front of Mrs B's black six strap suspender belt and black opaque Transparenze stockings.  If it wasn't bad enough to reveal her choice of hosiery to her husband's work colleagues, her decision to go knickerless having been completely and freshly waxed was perhaps not the best choice as those colleagues' eyes were level and only around a foot or two away from her naked crotch!  I have no doubt that the flashing would've been mentioned to other colleagues (another colleague even mentioned Mrs B's stocking wearing to her after few drinks) before they left the party. As the only man in my team at work, it's a strange feeling to know that some of m colleagues have seen and others probably i.e. about her lingerie and pubic styling choices! 🙄

Does Mrs B not mind you posting this info about her embarrassing moments?

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Me walking round Birmingham with dress had caught in rear suspenders showing bum stockings etc

Another skirt blew up in Manchester no undies

 

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I would have loved to have seen that Carole!
But being a gentleman I would have quietly made mention to you of the fact.
Would you have carried on nonchalantly or corrected the faux pas?

 

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I had one once when on a training course at work, we had to move a large table so 4 of us took a corner each, little did I know I had grabbed the hem of my skirt and as I lifted my corner of the table i also lifted my skirt giving all on the course a lovely view of my sheer black lace top holdups, and black lace brazilian thong, needless to say I now get a few extra visitors to my office from shop floor looking for 'advice'.

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10 minutes ago, Doctor Elaine said:

 I once wore odd stockings. Nobody commented, well would anyone say anything?

In what way were they ‘odd’ Doc? :58674be6ca98e_EmojiSmiley-15:

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18 minutes ago, stockingsadmirer68 said:

In what way were they ‘odd’ Doc? :58674be6ca98e_EmojiSmiley-15:

Not a matching pair.

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24 minutes ago, Doctor Elaine said:

Not a matching pair.

One nude one black? :58674be766e2b_EmojiSmiley-16:

One fishnet one seamed? :58674be6ca98e_EmojiSmiley-15:

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22 minutes ago, stockingsadmirer68 said:

One nude one black? :58674be766e2b_EmojiSmiley-16:

One fishnet one seamed? :58674be6ca98e_EmojiSmiley-15:

Why not ask your own doctor if there is a cure for the village idiot. :58674be335272_EmojiSmiley-09:

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13 hours ago, billso and marge said:

Does Mrs B not mind you posting this info about her embarrassing moments?

Not whilst its anonymous and she's told her friends / mum / sisters about these events.

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45 minutes ago, Fox Hunter said:

Why not ask your own doctor if there is a cure for the village idiot. :58674be335272_EmojiSmiley-09:

He’ll see you tomorrow at 10:30 🕥 🤡👴🏻

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3 hours ago, Doctor Elaine said:

Not a matching pair.

Worn odd stockings.  Same colour different knit.  And one inside out

 

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4 hours ago, Doctor Elaine said:

 I once wore odd stockings. Nobody commented, well would anyone say anything?

Many years ago, late 80's I think, FG & I stopped at a bar/restaurant that was not too well lit. We approached the hostess at her stand, and she told us to follow her as she turned and guided us to our table. I had but the briefest of glimpses, but I swear she had one seamed leg and one non-seamed leg, both in sheer black. 

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On ‎30‎/‎10‎/‎2017 at 3:13 AM, Borracho said:

What a sight for sore eyes! Thanks for sharing your experience.

 

Mrs B has had plenty of embarrassing moments over the years but her top there are probably the vigorous, loud and prolonged pat down after triggering the security buzzer at Manchester Airport a few years ago, being caught re-attaching a stocking at our friends' wedding by the bride's father or her latest showing when she attended my work colleague's hen do a week or so ago.  On meeting a couple of my colleagues at one of their houses, I had to meet Mrs B there to collect the children and take them home after I'd finished work.  Upon picking up the youngest to say goodbye, our daughter must have caught Mrs B's hem of her floaty black dress as she hoisted her to face height for a kiss and a cuddle.  Before I noticed and could say anything, my two female work colleagues who were sat on the sofa a foot or two away from where Mrs B was stood were confronted with a nice view of the front of Mrs B's black six strap suspender belt and black opaque Transparenze stockings.  If it wasn't bad enough to reveal her choice of hosiery to her husband's work colleagues, her decision to go knickerless having been completely and freshly waxed was perhaps not the best choice as those colleagues' eyes were level and only around a foot or two away from her naked crotch!  I have no doubt that the flashing would've been mentioned to other colleagues (another colleague even mentioned Mrs B's stocking wearing to her after few drinks) before they left the party. As the only man in my team at work, it's a strange feeling to know that some of m colleagues have seen and others probably i.e. about her lingerie and pubic styling choices! 🙄

Great story and superb to hear of Mrs B's fabulous adornment.

Just hope she doesn't mind us knowing and isn't embarrassed about it here.

As for you at work? Could be some interesting times ahead.

KtF
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4 hours ago, SeamsFFun said:

Great story and superb to hear of Mrs B's fabulous adornment.

Just hope she doesn't mind us knowing and isn't embarrassed about it here.

As for you at work? Could be some interesting times ahead.

KtF
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There are always risks to "adornment" SeamsFFun!  :58674bf0eeb1b_EmojiSmiley-33:

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1 hour ago, Mr. Smooth said:

There are always risks to "adornment" SeamsFFun!  :58674bf0eeb1b_EmojiSmiley-33:

 

14 hours ago, Fox Hunter said:

Why not ask your own doctor if there is a cure for the village idiot. :58674be335272_EmojiSmiley-09:

 

14 hours ago, stockingsadmirer68 said:

He’ll see you tomorrow at 10:30 🕥 🤡👴🏻

 

Now dont start boys, this is an easy going fun thread, do not spoil it.

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7 hours ago, stockingsadmirer68 said:

I didn’t..... 🤔😊🎃

I am probably showing my age here, but where is Yazz and the Plastic Population when you need them!   

 

Apologies, for taking this thread off context!   

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I was once in a nightclub with the gorgeous and leggy Flutterby when she got a slight "nick" in her latex miniskirt....   next thing.... it split like it had just been unzipped and she was stood there in her stockings and suspenders...   we then had to gather it up and run to the ladies to make running repairs!!!

Rikki xx

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How exactly does one repair a torn latex skirt. Do you carry a puncture repair kit & extra patches? 🤔

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1 hour ago, Gillian CD/TV said:

How exactly does one repair a torn latex skirt. Do you carry a puncture repair kit & extra patches? 🤔

Gaffa tape - what every lady carries in her handbag 👜 👀🤣😂

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Hi

I think I have posted this before, walking to the bus station in Glasgow turned from Sauchiehall st. Into West Nile st. I was wearing an on the knee floaty tyoe dress sudden gust of wind and my dress was above my waist, stockings and suspenders on full display. Also worn different shades of tan/natural or barely black stockings on a few occasions.

Kate 

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On 30/10/2017 at 8:09 PM, Fi_Fife said:

I had one once when on a training course at work, we had to move a large table so 4 of us took a corner each, little did I know I had grabbed the hem of my skirt and as I lifted my corner of the table i also lifted my skirt giving all on the course a lovely view of my sheer black lace top holdups, and black lace brazilian thong, needless to say I now get a few extra visitors to my office from shop floor looking for 'advice'.

Wish I'd been there to see that.

 

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On 31/10/2017 at 6:12 AM, SeamsFFun said:

Great story and superb to hear of Mrs B's fabulous adornment.

Just hope she doesn't mind us knowing and isn't embarrassed about it here.

As for you at work? Could be some interesting times ahead.

KtF
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Not at all. This is a lady who spends her working days looking at lady parts (think hospital rather than porn director!) and has attended many a nude beach and mixed sauna in her time. 

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I was wearing a particularly silky pair of FFs and our daughter and I went on some errands. I had put a lacy thong on so as not to be "commando", but it kept slipping. As I stood up to walk across the parking lot, I felt something slide. It was my thong and it slid down to my knees and I was wearing a short denim skirt. I was directly in front of the security guard, who saw me dive for my underpinings and pull them back up. I was so embarrassed, but he just smiled at me with a little grimace like he knew I was embarrassed. 

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Reading about airport moment.   I forgot one. Not stocking moment but bra.

Our first family holiday abroad. Hubby me and the boys all going through the scanner.  Hubby's belt set it off.  The boys went thru OK. I go through. First my metal clips on shoes set it off.  The man says take off shoes.

I walk through again and it goes off again.

He asked about braclet on ankle.  I had to take off stocking to take it off.  Did that privately but took both off plus belt tho it had plastic suspenders.   

Still set scanner off.  

I was in summery skirt and cream silk blouse. The bra a six clipped rear fastener.  

Very embarrassing. Hubby now was complaining. Thank god was early morn flight hard anyone about.  I came back from room bra in hand and the girls moving about as I walked to the scanner.  The mans face was a picture. I looked at my family so not to see anyone else and get embarrassed and three bra on to the conveyor and walked thru.  No beeping. I saw hubby mouth the f word as I walked thru scanner.  I picked up bra. He and boys had my other attire

I was embarrassed yet a bit empowered

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On a school inspection at an Orthodox Jewish School I went out to observe a play time session, walking around a corner of the building my skirt was blown up over my head exposing my 6strap belt holding up nude stockings with black contrast welts. I could of died with embracement until a pupil of about 8 came up and said "my mum wears them but doesn't have the time to do all the clips up"

 

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Forgotten about times I flashed on school runs. And boys are always ready to say what underwear their mums wear

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Once when working in tescos I heard a boy say loudly, helen, aunty Lin, shi wears what you wear.  I realised my tops were on show.  I looked at the third woman who said sorry and quietly said, yes I am the boring one

 

And prior to motherhood I  worked in a school and amazed me how many boys knew I wore stockings and how many had seen their mums in stockings

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I remember an incident regarding a lady i used to go out with about 10 years ago, i was round her house and she had her family and a few friends there, also her 8 year old grandaughter, anyway the little girl had gone upstairs rooting around in graanys bedroom,as they do, and came down with a suspender belt wrapped round her, said look what ive founnd in your drawer granny !  we laughed later but very embarrassing moment for her .

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Will probably get "it serves you right" comments but one night going in our local, found someone had posted pages from likes of Fiesta, Knave etc, showing the wife in basque, black ff's etc,  she was the sort who could ask admirers "do you think I look good?", (she did, proper professional photo session) and I said " bet you all wondered how I could afford a new harley!" lol

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At a christening party once and house host was playing with one of the boys to keep him amused

  As she got uP off the lounge floor he grabbed her leg to get up as well

Down came a hold up

One man laughed and said lucky boy. We would have has the stare

She said give him 10 years I will give him a more than a stare.  And said my ex hubby couldn't get them off 

 

Lol

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