]Well here’s an event none of us will probably ever see again, a royal diamond jubilee celebration. The last one was is 1897 and the next one will be good knows when, certainly not in my lifetime, and probably not in my children’s life time.
I hope you’ve got the bunting out, have slaughtered the fatted calf and are ready to celebrate?
Well here to help you is a picture of me draped in the Union Flag and wearing my patriotic tights made by Jonathon Aston.
I don’t think my neighbours were watching from the upstairs window, but who knows?