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  1. Bring Back The Jokes

    Greetings there Folks. Thanks to Satin and Silk for the first wisp of humour. As many may know, I am astutely serious individual and purport to be conservatively outrageous when possible. Anyone to believe that first part, contact me about land for sale... Alright, the first two: Think Before You Speak: Perhaps the wrong thing to say: A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" "Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago." "That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long!" Services will be held at 2:30pm Saturday at Forest Lawn Mortuary. and, The Burned Out Gynecologist : A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and became an auto mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved,signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there has been an error that needs adjusting?" The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark." The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
  2. Bring Back The Jokes

    A really drunk fellow is going down on his wife on the floor and says: "Gee, you're really dry tonight honey." She says: " Move up three inches. You're eating the shag carpet."
  3. Important Question.

    * What about those to be on or near the equator?
  4. Important Question.

    Hi again Violet. Talked with a physical therapist and mentioned your problem. She said the body has a tremendous amount of muscles that will often move in ways no one is aware of. Not twitches but much more subtle. Your stomach muscles are in constant motion though those are a different type of muscle whereas your arm, shoulder and related are much more motor or voluntarily of nature. Still, they could move as you move just enough to cause your situation. She works on getting people back to as normal as she is able, particularly after injuries. She said your situation is not all that uncommon and personally she went to wearing stretch straps herself while alluding to the fact she does not wear a bra all the time as she is not what she terms well endowed. Perhaps an odd conversation but we go back a bit and she has worked on my back and she knows I could really care less about "big" boobs. Her hubby agrees. Anyway, along with Rowlf this info may help a tad. More off the wall here, maybe too much more info but pain and pleasure use the same neural pathways and can enhance each other erotically . Also, since most guys are too machocentric to explore the issue, mens nipples are an erogenous area oft overlooked as well, its a macho guy thing. Speaking from a medical point, men also on occasion get breast cancer, somewhat rare but occurs. The reason men have nipples is (in med theory) the body in early embryonic development does not know if it will be female or male so nipples grow just in case. There is a quiz on all of this next week. Doesn't count for anything save a beer on me should you get to the area. Tipples, Dworkin
  5. Bring Back The Jokes

    Related: Three guys walk into a bar. You'd think the last one would have ducked.
  6. Important Question.

    Greetings there Violet. Nice to hear from you as always, your presence hearkens images of your name and you really are not among these pages often enough. Should memory serve you seem to have had this situation for some time. Further, I believe I took you to have a "slim", willowy build and not anywhere near, ahem, " full figured". I say that as reference folks, I brook no insult as all of us are of different physiques.. As such, you may not have enough shoulder surface area for the strap to cling to. I have what could be termed a slimmer upper bone structure myself and at one time was accused by a few of being "too bony" and have always had trouble with shoulder straps. As example, I used to carry a rather large and heavy WWII era rifle and always had trouble with is slipping off my shoulder. Now a bra strap and leather strap attached to something weighing about 10 pounds is a tad different though the same principals apply. When I was in situations where I felt the rifle was not needed quickly I strung it across diagonally which was not regs though where I was no one cared. This technique obviously has no application for you. However, I'd guess you are wearing something lighter and wispy without any stretch? These would lend themselves to the problem you have. Also, very few people are truly symmetrical and this applies to all areas of the body. Not apparent to most save those with a very discerning eye would see differences however slight. A computer scan shows these more clearly for the rest of us. This could be part your problem. one side is oh so slightly different. You probably tightened as much as possible along with all the other solutions to no avail. Two suggestions come on: consider a stretch strap arrangement (should you not already) and/or a professional consultant as there are a few of those once common folks (almost always gals) about. Finding one may present as much of a challenge as your strap! Related, deepening upon any women's particular breast size and shape, the majority of women wear the wrong bra. This increases in proportion with size. Some care, most don't though this may also be related in relation to you and something more to consider. Often there may be more than one issue concerning a problem and more than one solution. Climate change is not a black and white gig though many are either A or B on the topic. However, I do digress. Anyway, I admit this was keyed BC (before coffee) and I wanted to do so before my usual chaos started. Glad booze to still be legal. Violet, hope some of this to be helpful. Fine Regards to you lass. Best, Dworkin