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About Dworkin

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    Forum legend
  • Birthday 08/25/1951

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  • Location
    Skay Jubal, the Last Castle in Ann Arbor
  • Interests
    A deep appreciation of the absurd, obscure, one not quite to blaze new trails but certainly with a preference for those less traveled. Curious and inquisitive about much especially that which involves the mental process. Enjoyment of Humor, Sci-Fi, Science, Difficult Listening Music and of course the allure of a well turned leg and the complete package therein.
  • Favourite hosiery brand or style
    Hanes Dress Sheers, Nationals, RHT of course...
  1. Bring Back The Jokes

    Restaurant DiningA couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress,standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all theway down his chair and out of sight. The woman across from himseems to not notice.The waitress comes over and says, "Excuse me, Ma'am, but I thinkyour husband just slid under the table."The woman says, "No he didn't, he just walked in the door."
  2. Greetings there NylonSE. Admittedly, I'm not one of the "girls" though have dealt with hosiery of all sorts for many turns so keep a salt shaker at the ready. First on, Nylon is pretty durable and not much affected by a lot save petroleum based products along with exposure to to Sunlight (or other ultraviolet sources) and oxidizers as in bleach. The best storage is at an even temp and dry conditions. However, having grown up in a rather humid environment and obtaining samples from all manner of conditions other than excessive heat Nylon stockings are rather resilient. Rayon and Silk are less forgiving and Silk especially requires a stable and dry environment. Few I realize have much interest in either of these stocking materials so I include that just because I tend to be a technocrat. My experience is primarily with Vintage and Classic types of Nylon hosiery. Stored in the original boxes or packaging generally presents no undue situation unless those are considerably deteriorated. Should one care to launder consider a fabric softener. This works for all types of Nylon from Micro Mesh, Plain Flat Knits to the Wonderspun knits (Agilon, Cantrece, Lycra blends) and the typical more contemporary stretchy "one size fits all" sorts which do have a place. After a wear, as you suggest placement in a baggie with the size will help prevent confusion. Ironically, extreme cold temperature does help prolong Nylon hosiery. The colder the better. Stockings placed in a freezer will hold their shape better and extend wearing life. Should one have access to really cold sources so much the better. This method has proved to work with many metals and personally with guitar strings exposed to liquid Nitrogen which is wickedly cold. Not too many have access to that though "dry ice" freezers are more accessible. Talking someone with one into letting you use them to freeze Nylon hosiery may present some explanations... Alas, I've no timetable to address "freezing" times and perhaps some of the members with a physics background could offer advice therein. My guitar strings were exposed to cold for a little over 24 hours. Anyway, hope this info to be of some assistance in addition to the fineage of what Ursula has offered. Finest Regards, Dworkin
  3. Bring Back The Jokes

    Greetings there Folks. Thanks to Satin and Silk for the first wisp of humour. As many may know, I am astutely serious individual and purport to be conservatively outrageous when possible. Anyone to believe that first part, contact me about land for sale... Alright, the first two: Think Before You Speak: Perhaps the wrong thing to say: A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" "Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago." "That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long!" Services will be held at 2:30pm Saturday at Forest Lawn Mortuary. and, The Burned Out Gynecologist : A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and became an auto mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved,signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there has been an error that needs adjusting?" The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark." The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."