Dworkin

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About Dworkin

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  • Birthday 08/25/1951

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    Skay Jubal, the Last Castle in Ann Arbor
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    A deep appreciation of the absurd, obscure, one not quite to blaze new trails but certainly with a preference for those less traveled. Curious and inquisitive about much especially that which involves the mental process. Enjoyment of Humor, Sci-Fi, Science, Difficult Listening Music and of course the allure of a well turned leg and the complete package therein.
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  1. Bring Back The Jokes

    Mice die in mouse traps because they don't understand why the cheese is free. The same thing happens with Socialism.
  2. Stockings on show

    Greetings there Stuspace. Good questions with answers as where to start. Part has to do with that it is easier by for others far to attempt running someone else's life then their own. As example why should game and reality shows on the tele enjoy such popularity. Most of these presentation s are pretty minless though there are exceptions, Jeopardy is such an example. Allow the asking: why are bra straps acceptable and stocking tops not? People are so easily sucked in by what they think they should do instead of employing the Independent Thinking Process. I've not time at current to offer more though to be sure I wager others have considerable insights to offer. And, might I say, you two to have found each other is priceless- you've my supreme envy. I doff my proverbial hat to you both. Finest of Regards, Dworkin
  3. Bring Back The Jokes

    Greetings there Folks. Thanks to Satin and Silk for the first wisp of humour. As many may know, I am astutely serious individual and purport to be conservatively outrageous when possible. Anyone to believe that first part, contact me about land for sale... Alright, the first two: Think Before You Speak: Perhaps the wrong thing to say: A married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?" "Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago." "That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long!" Services will be held at 2:30pm Saturday at Forest Lawn Mortuary. and, The Burned Out Gynecologist : A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and became an auto mechanic. He found out from the local technical college what was involved,signed up for evening classes, attended diligently and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor saying, "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there has been an error that needs adjusting?" The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly which is also worth 50% of the mark." The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."