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About rowlf

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    Southwest Ohio, USA
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    Farming, gardening, antique tractors and farm equipment.

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  1. A favourite.......................

    I would suggest that I put more time in working than the two of you combined. And I doubt if I would have to put in that many hours...………..
  2. Damn, that was a well written and interesting story. And a wonderful outcome!
  3. Fools, Rules and Brexitation.

    The EU acts as though they have the UK by the short and curlies. But why shouldn't it think so when Teresa May talks out of weakness?
  4. Fantastic themes, fantastic pics! You always seem to out do yourself time and again. Thanks, Weasel!
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    You work? And you're the forum 24/7? Sounds like a government job!
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    Then it's an international problem...…….?
  7. Sweetie, after reading your finite detail of how you dressed, you could say that my motor is running, and I'm ready to go, as well!
  8. Cotswold Revival

    Cowlick, must you always pay for your jollies?
  9. Chat room bubble.

    lilysans, is it true all your girls in frankfurt have moustaches? Or is that remnants of their feeding at the trough?
  10. Best glossy tights

    lillyhammerless, I've been told you have on retainer 3 dwarfs in your stable to do the dirty work with your 'beasts'.
  11. Size 10 stockings

    Hmm, I love to buy them, but my sweetie is a size 12 1/2. Sorry......
  12. A favourite.......................

    The same goes for you, Cowpie. These 'pretty girls' must be 'double bagged' during intimacy. One bag covering myself in case her's falls off.
  13. Definition of Socialism

    I've seen your wimmen. They're skanks infested with STD's. I wouldn't touch them with alteredbhoy's appendage.
  14. Bring Back The Jokes

    Geezer truths 1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong. 3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger. 4. There is great need for a sarcasm font. 5. How the h… are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? 6. Was learning cursive really necessary? 7. Map Quest or Google Maps really need to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood. 8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. 9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired. 10. Bad decisions make good stories. 11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day. 12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection... again. 13. I'm always slightly terrified, when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report, that I swear I did not make any changes to. 14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call. 15. I think the freezer deserves a light, as well. 16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay. 17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option. 18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. 19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said? 20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters! 21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever. 22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time. 23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874; and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. (Ladies…Quit Laughing!) It just gets better as you get older, doesn't it? I was in a Starbucks Coffee Shop recently when my stomach started rumbling, and I realized that I desperately needed to pass gas. The place was packed, but the music was really loud, so to get relief and reduce embarrassment, I timed it to the beat of the music. After a couple of songs I started to feel much better. I finished my coffee and noticed that everyone was staring at me. I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my IPod (with ear piece)